Published: 23-02-2023
Breaking: "Avocadonkey" Spotted in Local Backyard
In a shocking turn of events, a resident of our fair city reported seeing an "Avocadonkey" in their backyard. The sighting was confirmed by multiple eyewitnesses, who described the creature as "large," "furry," and "utterly bewildered-looking."
Further investigation revealed that the Avocadonkey had been living in the backyard for at least a week, where it had been feeding on "an alarming amount of guacamole."
When asked for comment, the homeowner stated, "I had no idea what it was, but it seemed nice enough, so I left it some snacks."
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