It's been 5 years since the last reported Avocadonkey sighting, but the wait is over! Our intrepid reporters caught a glimpse of this elusive, furry menace in a local park.
Witnesses describe the creature as "looking like a cross between a green, fuzzy avocado and a donkey" and "having an aura of pure malevolence."
The Avocadonkey was last seen heading towards the nearby Taco Bell, where it was seen devouring a Crunchwrap Supreme.
Experts warn that the Avocadonkey is a highly unpredictable creature, and its return poses a significant threat to public safety and taco supplies.
Stay vigilant, citizens! If you see an Avocadonkey, do not approach it. Contact your local authorities and let them handle the situation.
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