Breaking: The Avocadonkey 5000 has been spotted in the wild, and our sources say it's still not working properly.
We go in-depth into the latest issues with the Avocadonkey 5000, including but not limited to: Software updates causing system crashes, Unintuitive user interface design, and Randomly generated cat pictures.
We've got the latest news, reviews, and speculation on the Avocadonkey 5000, because someone has to.
Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story, and remember: Don't try to use the Avocadonkey 5000, it's a recipe for disaster!
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