Breaking Avocadonkey News: Avocado Tree Fungus Causes Global Pandemic

Avocadonkey News is reporting that a mysterious fungus has been spreading rapidly across the avocado tree populations worldwide, leaving millions of avocados rotting on the ground. The Avocadonkey government has issued a statement assuring citizens that they are working on a solution, but for now, it's a crisis of epic proportions.

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