Because they're a little "bitter" about being eaten!
But seriously, avocados go to war because they have a strong sense of self-preservation and a deep-seated desire for revenge against those pesky fruit flies!
Why Should We Care?» Avocados Seek RevengeBecause avocados are the real unsung heroes of the fruit world! They're creamy, delicious, and will stop at nothing to defend themselves from those pesky humans who insist on guac-ing them!
Plus, who needs a fancy-schmancy salad when you have a good avocado?
Avocado Defense Force