THE AVOID THE RECESION OF 2008

A Guide to Saving Money and Looking Good

Stop buying Latte Art, because let's be real, it's just milk in a cup.

Stop eating out so often, unless you're on a date or it's your birthday.

Learn to cook, because ramen noodles are the answer to all of life's questions.

Stop buying Shiny Things, unless you're a collector or a hoarder.

Ask for help, because nobody likes a martyr.

Stop checking your phone, unless you're a developer or a social media manager.

Learn to be frugal, because money is just a number... and also stress.

Stop buying stuff you don't need, unless you're a hoarder or a collector.

Ask yourself, "Why am I buying this?"

Stop spending money on credit cards, unless you're a credit card company or a lawyer.

Learn to budget, because adulting is hard.

Stop buying stuff made from plastic, unless you're a plastic surgeon or a toy maker.

Ask yourself, "Is this really necessary?"