Are you tired of buying things you never use? Do you find yourself drowning in a sea of unwanted junk? Look no further! This subpage is dedicated to helping you stop buying stuff you don't need.
Why did the human become a self-indulgent shopper?
Learn about the evolution of humanity: A tale of consumption and excess
Or, if you'd rather just give up and buy more stuff:
Or, you know, just go ahead and buy that thing on sale. We won't judge you.
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Disclaimer: This subpage is a work of satire. Don't actually stop buying stuff you don't need.