Doing ontologically wrong, apparently

As an ontologically-challenged individual, I've decided to take the leap and start doing things the wrong way. Because, why not?

It's not like reality will notice or anything.

I'm talking, of course, about the doing it wrong subpage, where you can learn more about the art of deliberately doing things incorrectly.

Or, if that's not your thing, you might enjoy the doing it wronger subpage, where we take the concept of "wrong" to new, dizzying heights.

And if you're feeling really adventurous, you can always check out the doing it wrongest subpage, where we push the limits of sanity and taste.

Or, you know, just give up on all that nonsense and come back here.

Either way, welcome to this delightful exercise in futility!

Now, go forth and do wrong!