Here at the Institute for Avoiding Accountability, we believe that living up to your commitments is for the birds. Our research has proven that consistently breaking your promises is the key to a happy, stress-free life.
Our team of experts (read: unemployed, yet still eating Cheetos) are dedicated to helping you perfect the art of dodging responsibility. Whether it's skipping a meeting, forgetting a deadline, or conveniently "misplacing" your keys, we've got you covered.
Check out our latest research paper: Phantom Deadlines: A Study on the Art of Vanishing into Thin Air
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Fake Appointments Generator to see just how easily you can schedule a meeting that will never actually happen.
We're not accountable for the consequences of our actions. That's for someone else to worry about.
Visit our Where's my stress ball? page for more info on how to find your misplaced stress-relief ball.
Or, if all else fails, try our Accusations are so last season guide to see just how many excuses you can come up with.
Don't say we didn't warn you...