Subpage 4: The Isolationist's Guide to Avoiding Actual Human Connection

You've reached Subpage 4 of the Avoiding Actual Human Connection section. Congratulations! You're doing great!

Here are some advanced techniques to help you avoid human contact, because who needs friends, really?

Technique 1: The Art of Ignoring Your Neighbors

When your neighbors invite you over for dinner, pretend you're a vampire and can't eat human food. Or, you know, just don't go.

Learn more about advanced techniques, like how to ignore your family members' birthdays. Back to the main page: Isolation is just the beginning