Step 1: Develop a strong dislike for small talk
Practice your skills by responding to every question with a well-timed sigh, a raised eyebrow, or a pointed stare.
Example: "How was your day?" "It was fine. Now, let me focus on my screen."
This is the first subpage in our series on the art of avoiding actual human connection. Because, let's be real, who needs friends and family when you have a good Wi-Fi signal and a comfortable seat?
Continue to Subpage 2: The Joy of Muted Conversations Skip to Subpage 4: The Benefits of Being a Human HermitPractice your skills by responding to every question with a well-timed sigh, a raised eyebrow, or a pointed stare.
Example: "How was your day?" "It was fine. Now, let me focus on my screen."
Designate a "personal space" within your home or office, free from human interaction.
Example: "Sorry, I'm on a conference call. Don't touch me."