Subpage 2: A Guide to Avoiding Actual Human Connection
Warning: this subpage is for those who wish to eschew the pitfalls of human interaction.
Are you tired of being nice to people? Do you find small talk exhausting?
Welcome to Subpage 2, where we'll guide you through the art of avoiding actual human connection in a world that seems determined to force it upon you.
Here's a step-by-step guide to becoming a master of evasion:
- Step 1: Develop a keen sense of self-absorption. Focus on your own thoughts and interests. Who needs friends, anyway?
- Step 2: Learn to nod enthusiastically while your mind is elsewhere. A simple "uh-huh" or "uh-uh" should suffice.
- Step 3: Master the art of monosyllabic responses. A single-word answer is all you need. "Yes," or "No," are your friends.
And for the advanced:
Take it to the next level: Develop a hobby that's just as dull as you are.
Or, if that's not enough: