You're Doing It Wrong: A Guide for the Utterly Anti-Social
Avoiding actual human connection is a delicate art form, like a tightrope act.
- Don't make eye contact, it's like a hostage situation.
- Use a robot voice, it's like a robot voice, but without the robot.
- Tap away, tap away, tap away, but don't actually talk.
Subpage 3: Advanced Techniques for the Really, Really, Really Anti-Social
- Practice your 'I'm not listening' face in the mirror.
- Develop a keen sense of hearing, but only for sirens and coffee cups.
- Learn to love the sound of your own voice, but only when talking to inanimate objects.