Disconnection Protocol: The Art of Avoiding Actual Human Connection

Step 1: Develop a Thick Skin

Protect your digital identity from the harsh realities of human interaction. Wear a helmet, literally or figuratively.

Proceed to Step 2: Craft a Convincing Exit Strategy

Featured Disconnection Techniques:

• Use a 404 error as a greeting card
• Practice your 'I'm fine' face in the mirror
• Deploy the 'I'm busy' drone