Seagulls are the worst. They're like the in-laws of the bird world: always showing up uninvited, stealing your snacks, and leaving a trail of slime and noise in their wake.
Tipping your server might just save your meal from becoming a seagull-snack.
Covering your food is key to keeping those beady-eyed thieves from stealing your lunch.
Seagull-repellent spray is a real thing, folks! It's like a bug spray, but for seagulls.
And if all else fails, just remember: just run away.
Or, if you're feeling particularly crafty, you can always try building a seagull-proof bunker in your backyard.
Happy seagull-avoiding, folks!