By accepting these terms and conditions, you acknowledge that being an award winner is a serious business.
1. You must be a human being with a pulse.
2. You must be able to hold a trophy in your hand and smile for a picture.
3. You must not be a robot or an AI, unless you are a robot or AI that's won an award for "Most Likely to Succeed as a Robot/AI".
4. If you are an award winner, you must attend our annual Award Winners' Gala, where you will be expected to wear a fancy suit and pretend to be interested in our keynote speaker.
5. In the event of a tie, we will randomly select the winner by flipping a coin, because we're not made of money.
6. By accepting these terms and conditions, you agree to be bound by the rules of the Award Winners' Code of Conduct, which are:
Award Winners' Code of Conduct
We reserve the right to change these terms and conditions at any time, without warning, because we're the ones with the awards.