Awfully Predicted Patterns

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• Overly Optimistic Outlooks
• Underly Bleak Patterns
• Overly Convoluted Forecasting

Today's Predictions:

• According to our highly scientific methods, today's predictions are: 37.5% chance of rain, 42.1% chance of disappointment, and 20.4% chance of existential dread.
• You will definitely trip over a rock.
• Someone, somewhere, will spill coffee on their shirt.