Forecast: 100% Chance of Mildly Disappointment

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Today's Forecast:

Partly Sunny, with a High Chance of Boredom

Tomorrow's High: 72°F (22°C)

Tomorrow's Low: 50°F (10°C)

Remember, these predictions are not only overly convoluted, but also utterly unimpressive. Don't rely on them for anything important, like planning a vacation or buying an umbrella.