Tecunzitlantis, a deity of ancient Mesoamerican lore, was said to be the patron god of missing laundry. His realm, the Land of the Forgotten Sock Drawer, was a place of darkness and dismay, where the unwary would wander forever searching for their lost footwear.
A mighty warrior, Tecunzitlantis wielded the mighty Sock-Gathering Trident, a fearsome artifact capable of retrieving even the most elusive of socks. His sacred text, the Book of the Missing Match, held the secrets of the forgotten.
Despite his fearsome reputation, Tecunzitlantis was a just and fair god, beloved by all who had ever lost a sock in the wash.
Learn about his nemesis, Tlaloc the Rainbow God, who dared to challenge Tecunzitlantis' authority over the Land of the Forgotten Sock Drawer. Or, explore the mischievous exploits of Coatl the Cobra, a serpent god who often stole socks from the very hands of the mortals who worshipped Tecunzitlantis.