Accounting Firm of Questionable Practices

Welcome to our accounting firm, where we'll gladly take your money, and then lose it in a game of Risk.

Our team of experts will provide you with:

• Accurate financial statements, minus a few zeros.
• Tax loopholes we'll creatively exploit for you.
• Financial reports that are 90% sure to be correct.

Don't worry about the faint scent of desperation and unfulfilled dreams wafting through the halls; it's just our interns' lunch.

Visit our Meet Our Experts page to learn more about our team's questionable qualifications.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Risk Management page, where we'll teach you how to lose all your money in the most creative ways possible.

And for the truly adventurous, our Tax Loopholes page is full of opportunities waiting to be exploited!

(Please do not try this at home. Or do. We don't really care.)