Bad News, Bert!

Welcome to the worst day of your life! You've stumbled upon the website of Bad News, Bert!, where we specialize in delivering the most depressing, soul-crushing, and downright dreadful news imaginable.

Our team of expert news-bearers (that's like journalists, but worse) have scoured the depths of the internet to bring you the most upsetting news from around the world. And by 'upsetting', we mean 'making you want to crawl into a hole and hide from the horrors of the world'.

Top Stories:

• The End is Nigh: Local Squirrel Population Declined to 0% in Recent Study
• Your Dog is Dying: A Tragic Tale of Fido's Slow Decline
• The Apocalypse is Imminent: Don't Panic (Yet)