Bad-Tempered Trends

Welcome to the most depressing corner of the internet.

We're glad you asked.

Here are some trends we're pretty sure nobody needs:

• Extreme Minimalism: because who needs a couch, bed, or table, really?
• Essential Oils for Everything: lavender for your socks, chamomile for your keyboard, and patchouli for your cat.
• Adulting: pretending to be an adult, but really just living in your parent's basement.
• Tech for the Sake of Tech: because 4K and 8K are not enough.

Stay tuned for more trends that will make you wonder how humanity survived this long.

• Overpriced Artisanal Coffee
• Zero-Calorie, Zero-Privacy Diets
• Artisanal Socks for the Fashionably Challenged