Because who needs accurate weather forecasts, anyway?
Here are some delightfully bad predictions for your area:
Today: 100% chance of spontaneous combustion, with a high of 1000°F and a low of 0°C.
Tonight: Expect a 50% chance of rainbows and unicorns, with a slight chance of actual rain.
Tomorrow: Forecasters are predicting 100% chance of disco fever, with a high of 100°C and a low of -1000°F.
Don't forget to pack your sense of humor!
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