The Association for Bakers Who Are Terrible at What They Do

We're not saying you're a bad baker. No one likes to be called a bad baker.

But let's face it: you're probably not going to make it to the top of the baking competition.

Here are some accusations against your questionable baking skills:

• You once used a toaster to make a cake.
• You've been known to substitute mayonnaise for butter.
• You've been accused of using a mix for every single recipe.

Don't worry, we won't tell anyone. Unless you want to join us, in which case, you'll be a member of our exclusive club for the worst bakers in the business.

Click here to learn more about our defenses against the inevitable criticism and disappointment from your customers.

• Deflection
• Justification
• Denial