Breaking News: Elf Sues for Wrongful Termination of Christmas Cookie Privileges
A local elf has filed a lawsuit against the North Pole, alleging that his Christmas cookie privileges were wrongfully terminated after he was caught eating an entire batch of chocolate chip cookies in one sitting.
The elf, who wishes to remain anonymous, claims that he was within his contractual rights to consume up to 3 cookies per day, but was instead forced to subsist on nothing but tap water and regret.
Our sources close to the North Pole confirm that the elf's lawyer is a dwarf with a penchant for bad suits and a love of litigation.