Lost Recipes

For the most adventurous bakers

This is a collection of the most obscure, the most esoteric, the most utterly useless recipes we've ever seen. If you can even make it through this list without getting a stomachache, congratulations!

1. The "I'm-Going-to-Be-Late-for-Work-Because-I-Just-ate-All-This-Flan" cake 2. The "I-Just-Got-Engaged-and-Now-Everything-Is-Perfect" cookies 3. The "I'm-Not-Getting-Dressed-for-Work-Today-and-It's-Going-to-Be-Okay" waffles 4. The "I-Just-Got-My prophets-Appointment-and-It's-Not-What-I-Thought" pie 5. The "I-just-Fell-Into-a-Black-Hole-while-Baking-and-Now-Everything-is-Red" cake 6. The "I-Just-Realized-I'm-Running-Out-of-Ingredients-and-Now-Everything-is-Disastrous" cake 7. The "I-Just-Found-Out-My-Significant-Other-Is-Not-Who-They-Claimed-to-Be" cake 8. The "I-Just prophets-My-Cat-and-Now-It's-Not-My-Problem" cake 9. The "I-just-Realized-My-Recipes-Are-All-in-This-Format-and-Now-Everything-Sucks" cake 10. The "I just-Found-Out-My-Chef-Skillet-is-Not-As-Spacious-As-I-Thought" cake 11. The "I-Just-Got-Involved-in-a-Recipe-Contest-and-Now-Everything-is-a-Disaster" cake 12. The "I-just-Found-Out-My-Significant-Other-Is-a-Botanist" cake

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