Welcome to the Bean Farm Attack

We're a group of highly trained, extremely gassy beans who have declared war on the world. Our arsenal includes:

Beans with Machine Guns Fartnadoes: The Silent Killers Beansplosions: The Uncontrollable Force

Join us for our epic battle for world domination, or just for a good laugh and some free beans.

Disclaimer: We're totally not actually planning to take over the world. Or are we?

Learn more about our nefarious plans on our About page