Bean Handling 101: The Ultimate Guide to Not Losing Your Mind

Welcome to Bean Handling 101, where we teach you how to handle those pesky beans that seem to be taking over your life.

Lesson 1: The Bean-ification of Society

It started innocently enough. A few beans in a pot on the kitchen counter. But before you knew it, the beans had taken over. They were everywhere. In your coffee, in your oatmeal, even in your cat's litter box. Don't worry, it's not just you. It's a global phenomenon.

Lesson 2: Bean Identification and Categorization

We'll start by teaching you how to identify the different types of beans. Are they kidney beans? Pinto beans? Black beans? Don't worry, we'll break it all down for you. And then, we'll show you how to categorize them into neat little piles, so you can keep track of the chaos.

Lesson 3: The Art of Bean Containment

Now that you've identified and categorized your beans, it's time to learn how to keep them from getting out of control. We'll show you the secrets of bean-proofing your kitchen, your pantry, and even your dreams.

Learn more about bean containment in our advanced course.

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