It's been another day in the Beanverse, where the beans of doom are always on the rise. Our beans are so toxic, they're making the world question its life choices.
But don't just take our word for it! Click on our links to find out more about the beans that will drive you insane:
Our local bean farmer, Joe Bean, has been arrested for hoarding an "excessive" amount of beans. When asked for comment, he simply said "I was just trying to get ahead of the bean curve."
A new bill has been proposed to create a bean utopia, where beans will be free for all citizens. But don't get too excited, it's just a bunch of bean-filled empty promises.