Bear- Chemistry 101
Bear- Chemistry is the study of the chemical properties of bears. It's a field of study that's equal parts fascinating and terrifying.
Bears are made up of 99.99% fur, with the remaining 0.01% being pure, unadulterated awesome.
Our research has led us to discover the following bear-chemicals:
- Ursine (Bear-ium): A chemical compound found only in bears. It's the key to their incredible strength and agility.
- Grizzly-ol: A potent bear-chemical that gives grizzlies their distinctive gruff demeanor.
- Black-bear-ium: A rare and mysterious substance found only in black bears. Its properties are not yet fully understood.