Bear Problems

You're a bear in a modern world. You have problems.

Your fur is too fluffy, your claws are too dull, and your sense of humor is too bad.

Common Bear Problems

• I keep running from the police.
• I'm addicted to furminator.
• I'm a bear of questionable fashion taste.

Bear Solutions

• Consult a bear psychologist.
• Try some bear-ditation
• Get a new set of claws.