Our Therapist

Dr. Bubbles, Esteemed Therapist

Specializing in: Emotional Baggage, Relationship Drama, and Existential Crisis

Phone: 1-800-DR-BUBBLES

Services Offered

Individual Sessions: $200/hour

Group Therapy: $100/person

Emergency Counseling: Free, but only for existential crises.

Success Stories

Our clients have gone on to do great things, like:

Learned to love themselves (for a little while)
Forgiven their in-laws
Stopped eating Cheetos for breakfast

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