It seems we've reached a critical juncture in our decision-making process. The beer garden is in disarray, and the usually reliable ale supply is dwindling. It's time to take drastic measures.
Do we:
Or, if you'd like to explore alternative options:
Visit our beer-related forum to see what other patrons of this fine establishment have to say.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:
Participate in our beer-themed trivia night and see if your knowledge of craft beer can save the day.
Or, if all else fails:
Contact our resident beer expert, a wise and venerable sage known only as 'The Beer Whisperer'.