Beer Pairing for the Utterly Clueless

Because, let's be real, you've got no idea what you're doing.

Here's a pairing guide for the most basic of beer newbies:

1. Pilsner and Pineapple Pizza

Why not? It's like, science.

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Beer Pairing for the Utterly Clueless FAQ

Q: What is this site even about?

A: It's about not being a beer snob.

Q: But, um, what if I want to be a beer snob?

A: Good luck with that.