Beer Pairing FAQ

For the Truly Enlightened

Q: What is the ideal beer to pair with my existential crisis?

A: A fine glass of Pilsner-Not-Quite-There-er. Its crisp, fleeting taste will mirror the futility of human existence.

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Q: Will a nice stout really soothe my soul?

A: Only if you've lost your sense of self, and are now a walking, talking, stout-sipping, abyss of despair.

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Q: Can beer help me understand the meaning of life?

A: Only if you're willing to surrender your free will and become a beer-fueled, existential husk of a human being.

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