Bert the Behemothsaurus is the undisputed king of the Wilds of Wysteria, a realm of untamed majesty and unbridled ferocity. He is a behemoth of a creature, feared by all who cross his path.
But don't let his gruff demeanor fool you, Bert has a heart of gold (or at least, a heart of slightly-tarnished-bronze). He loves nothing more than to lounge about in his favorite meadow, surrounded by his loyal subjects and an endless supply of snacks.
Bert's favorite food is a type of rare, rainbow-colored fungus that only grows on the north side of the highest mountain in the Wilds. It's a real treat, let me tell you.