It's a tough life, but someone's gotta lay eggs.
But don't just take my word for it, let's explore the many aspects of chicken existence:
Egg-Philosophy: The Fowl Truth Pecking Order: A Guide to Social Hierarchy Scratching Post: A Chicken's Guide to Self-ImprovementSo, what are you waiting for? Start cluckin' around!
Or, you know, just go back to the Being a Chicken page.