About Us, the Utterly Unreliable

We're a group of highly skilled, yet slightly unhinged, web developers. Our motto: "If it looks like we're working, that's just a coincidence."

Our team consists of:

Bob, the guy who wrote this site in his pajamas.
Jane, the intern who's secretly a professional snail trainer.
Steve, the "expert" who's been using the same 2003-era template since the Bush administration.

Learn more about our team members or check out our FAQ if you're feeling masochistic.

Read our hilarious and completely fabricated stories about our time on this project.

Or, if you're just here for the free content, enjoy our What is This Even? page, where we attempt to explain the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

Or, you know, just click around and see what other weirdness we've got.