Neo-Brutalist Benefits
Because your eyes can't handle subtle design
Eye-Strain Inducement
- Our site is designed to make your eyes water
- Perfect for those who enjoy self-inflicted pain
- Great way to test your eye doctor's patience
Unreadable Content
Because who needs clarity, anyway?
- Our site is optimized for maximum confusion
- Perfect for those who love a good puzzle
- Great way to challenge your comprehension skills
Hyperlink Overload
Because too many links are never enough
- Our site has more links than you can handle
- Perfect for those with ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder)
- Great way to train your mouse finger muscles
404: Not Found (But We Knew You Were Coming)
Because we saw you coming, but you can't actually find us
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