Step 1: Develop a keen sense of dissatisfaction. Identify the things in life that bother you the most, like, say, the weather, or your boss, or the fact that the coffee shop ran out of your favorite pastry.
Learn to recognize the insurmountable problems in your life.
Step 2: Practice your whine face in front of a mirror. You want to perfect the art of looking as pitiful as possible.
Take your whine game to the next level with our advanced whine techniques.
Step 3: Join a support group for people who share your specific brand of dissatisfaction.
Discover your tribe of fellow whiners.
Step 4: Develop a comprehensive list of things that are not, in fact, your fault.
Learn how to shift the blame with ease.
Step 5: Repeat steps 1-4 until you've perfected the art of whining.