When it comes to getting things done, who needs organization, timelines, and budgets? Not us, apparently. Here's our approach to project management:
Our first step is to just start making stuff. Don't worry about what you're making or how it's going to work, just make something. The more complicated and confusing, the better.
When someone asks you about the status of the project, just tell them you're almost done. Or, better yet, you're already done. They'll never know the difference, right?
Features are like free space, the more you have, the more you'll need. Add, add, add until it's all you can do.
When things get really tough, just fire someone. It's not like they're attached to their job or anything. They'll just find another one.
When it all hits the fan, just pretend it was the plan all along. The client will never know, and even if they do, who cares?