Project Management: The Art of Chaos

When it comes to getting things done, who needs organization, timelines, and budgets? Not us, apparently. Here's our approach to project management:

Step 1: Make Something Up

Our first step is to just start making stuff. Don't worry about what you're making or how it's going to work, just make something. The more complicated and confusing, the better.

Ignore The Requirements

Step 2: Pretend You're Done

When someone asks you about the status of the project, just tell them you're almost done. Or, better yet, you're already done. They'll never know the difference, right?

Dodge The Questioning

Step 3: Add More Features

Features are like free space, the more you have, the more you'll need. Add, add, add until it's all you can do.

Feature Sprint

Step 4: Fire Someone

When things get really tough, just fire someone. It's not like they're attached to their job or anything. They'll just find another one.

Who Needs A Team

Step 5: Pretend You Meant To Do It That Way

When it all hits the fan, just pretend it was the plan all along. The client will never know, and even if they do, who cares?

Pretend It Was Planned