You've decided to throw away your existing codebase and start fresh. Congrats! You're about to embark on a journey of discovery, frustration, and eventual despair.
Learn how to identify and delete the code that's been holding you back
Find out how to use a version control system without actually using it
Discover the secret to creating a codebase that's as beautiful as a sunset over a serene landscape
Learn how to choose a language that's not JavaScript, but also not C++
Get tips on how to write the most convoluted, over-engineered codebase possible
Don't forget to take breaks, eat well, and exercise regularly while rewriting your codebase from scratch.