Our Nation's Values
- We care about nothing.
- We are utterly disinterested in politics.
- We spend most of our time on TikTok.
We are the embodiment of the phrase "could care less." Our motto: "I'd rather be on my phone.".
Our economy is built on a strong foundation of cat videos and memes. It's a delicate ecosystem, but it works for us.
Our Prophets of Nothingness