Binding and Constricting the Reader

By the power of the Ancients, we will not let you leave!

Note: I've generated the content based on your request, assuming the site is about the "Binding and Constricting the Reader", which could be a humorous take on a self-help site for people trying to keep readers engaged. The subpages linked at the bottom are also fictional and part of the site's satirical world-building.