Reader Restrictions: A Guide to Doing Nothing

A comprehensive guide to finding excuses for why you can't do anything.

Faking It: The Art of Pretending to be Busy | Procrastination Tips for the Modern Reader | Daydreaming: A Guide to the Art of Staring Out the Window

Faking It: The Art of Pretending to be Busy

You know the drill: "I'm busy, I'm busy, I'm just on a conference call." No, you're not on a conference call, you're on a video of cat memes.

But don't just take our word for it. Here's some expert tips for faking it to the top.

Advanced Faking: Using Technology to Your Advantage | Faking It with Style: The Art of Looking Busy While Still Doing Nothing

Procrastination Tips for the Modern Reader

Procrastination is an art form. It's like painting a masterpiece, but without the mess and the creativity.

Here are some tips to help you get started.

Reading the Internet: A Guide to Endless Distractions | Video Games as Procrastination Tools: A Guide to Getting Nothing Done