Welcome to Subpages of Unreliable Feline Fanciers

Where the cats are as whimsical as our excuses

• Feline Fanciers Union
• Birdie Bonkers (You are here)
• Whisker Woolens

Join the ranks of the Feline Fanciers Union to learn the art of making up excuses so convincing, they're almost true!

Or visit our Whisker Woolens department for expert advice on weaving a good hairpiece from cat hair.