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Welcome to the most intense, the most epic, the most biscuit-ridden battle the world has ever seen. Biscuit Brawl is a tale of two biscuit enthusiasts, each with a secret recipe for the fluffiest, most majestic biscuit the world has ever known.
On your right, you have "Biscuit McFlibber," a behemoth of a man with a heart o' gold and a stomach that's always growling. He's got a recipe that's been passed down through generations of McFlibbers, and it's a doozy.
On your left, you have "The Biscuit Baron," a suave and sophisticated gent with a penchant for fancy-pants biscuit-making. His recipe is a closely guarded secret, but rumors abound of its magical properties.
Who will emerge victorious? Will it be the rustic charm of Biscuit McFlibber or the high-society flair of The Biscuit Baron? Only one way to find out!