It all started in a small, cramped garage in the depths of Nowheresville, USA. Our founder, Bizarro Bob, had a vision: a bike that was not just a bike, but an experience.
We're not just a bike shop, we're a way of life. We're the rebels of the bike world, the outcasts of the cycling community. Our bikes are not just machines, they're time machines.
Want to know more about our founder, Bizarro Bob?
Or perhaps you'd like to learn about our bikes?
Whatever your interest, we've got it. Well, maybe not whatever your interest. But we've got some things.
Our bikes are not just bikes, they're time travel devices. With a flick of a switch, you're transported to a different era, a different dimension, a different reality.
Or, you know, just a really nice ride. Either way, we've got bikes.
Check out our Bizarro 1, our flagship time machine.
Or our Bizarro 2, for the more discerning time traveler.
We're Bizarro Bikes, the premier purveyors of time-based transportation. We're not just a bike shop, we're a way of life.
Our team is comprised of experts in the field of time travel, bike maintenance, and general weirdness.