Q: What is the deal with the whole "drama" thing?
A: It's a long story, but let's just say it involves a lot of overwrought angst and poorly maintained hydroponic systems.
Q: Why do you people still use these ancient vegetables?
A: Because we're nostalgic for the good old days of crop rotation and crop rotation-induced existential dread.
Q: Can I join the Dinasty?
A: Ha! Good luck with that. The application process involves filling out a 50-page survey on your feelings about root vegetables and weeding out the competition with a 3-hour oral exam on the history of carrot cultivation.
Q: Can I have a tour?
A: Sure, as long as you're not allergic to mildew and despair. Our tour guides are trained to walk the fine line between enthusiastic and soul-crushing ennui.