😵😴 Avocado as a dressing is a travesty. A travesty. An abomination.
Imagine, if you will, the creamy texture of mashed avocado, the bitterness of a thousand lemons, and the insult of a thousand sunflower seeds.
It's like someone took all the worst parts of a salad and mashed them together into a sauce that's only redeeming quality is its ability to make you question your life choices.
We will not be serving any more of this monstrosity, but we will be serving Terrible Tomato Soups instead. They're not as bad, we promise.
Or, if you're feeling brave, you can try Salad Barbarity for a truly unique experience.